The Program July/Aug 2021
Nigel Aston Hallworth
To End All Wars? (The Thunder of Guns)
A Bee
And The King Came
A Pasty's a thing of the past
A Sailor's letter home
A Street Party
A Tank
An Englishman's horse
Black Humour
Boche
Cavalry Charges
Church Parade
Dance a Jig
Dear Charlie
Don't you know how I miss you
Douglas Haig
Everyman
Gas
Greater Love
Hindsight
How soon the dawn
I do what I can
I don't know them
Jolly flying weather
Land of Hope and Glory
Of his majesty's forces
Onward, onward
Sarge
Sentry
Sniper
Shells
Subterranean Soldiers
The Admiral and me
The Bravest of the very Brave
The End
The Flower of Eton
The flying lesson
The Ivy and the Vines
Tea Treat
The unfortunate lot of a private named Potts
The Ghosts
There's no more need for us
The trouble with war
They said
This afternoon I saw a bee
This afternoon I met a bee
Trench foot
Verdun
We all of us went
What is it like to be a German
Silly Poems
Rap!
Age
Orangutan
Vegetable Franglais
Darling
Have you got shallots?
Scabious (or, Shallots 2)
Bluetits
I've been down the garden
The Best Fish and Chips in Cornwall
Post Tourist
I've been down the garden - again.
I am 'Supergeriatric'
An Ode to Breakfast
Burger Murder
The 5-2 Diet
Yet more lines about lipids
The Vegetarian
Bluetits 2
Homme 'Flu
Horsey
Bliss
We've been to the seaside
The Tiger who came to her Dinner Party
Hard Rock Mining
I'm already missing Donald
Hope Springs Maternal
School Run
Annabel paediatric rap
The Consequenses of Vegetables
The toilets in Polzeath
A Large Sausage Roll
The Story of Screechy Williams
Majorca Walkers
The Volunteer
The Library Lady
The Quality of Mercy
Honey -with apologies to Rupert Brooke
Sir John Betjeman
The Vegan Poets
Honey Bees
Peacock Passion
Partridge
Constrictor
Marmoset
Camel
Crocodile
Ocelot
Sloth
Ten Brave Ladies
Epilogue
The Program July/Aug 2021
More Silly Poems
The Potato Crisp
The Grown-up Gruffalo
Let's hunt the Quark!
Agnostic
Bites from Mites
I like my phone
Links
Nigel Hallworth
As performed in the summer of 2021 at Perranporth
