DARLING
Darling
Sorry, darling.
I'm afraid I'm in love with Will Carling.
I know he isn't suitable
But he's really very beautiful.
And plays rugby.
Sweetheart
Darling Sweetheart
Carling's turned into an old fart
He says I'm a whore
He's not fit any more
Can I come back to you please?
© nigel hallworth 2015