THE BADENOCH AND THE SLITHY GOVE.
T’was thrilling as the slithy Gove did
Gyre and gimble, rant and rave
All flimsy were the rules of Covid
And crackling in the microwave
Beware the Badenoch my son!
The laws that bite, the jaws like Thatch
Beware the Tubtub words, and shun
The blow-dried Boris-thatch.
Beware the clever Cleverly
Brash Lettuce Liz foreverly
Far Right is right! Ignore the Crash
And marketering backerlash.
And as in Trussled thought she stood
The Badnenoch with eyes of flame
Came waffling and misunderstood
And sniggled who should take the blame
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Electorack The Sunak smacked
Came boresome saint in shining armour Sir deadly dullish Keirly Starmer.
Then clish and clash up in the North
Our hero of the hour stands forth
The victor of the Makerfield..
Will Trumpleybumpling dealing yield
The bravely Bin in shining corsage
Whacks in Clacton Slimy Farage
Intergalactic by'lection player
Upends the frogly Tory-slayer
T’was thrilling as the slithy Gove did
Gyre and gimble, rant and rave
All flimsy were the rules of Covid
And crackling in the microwave