BUYING A CAR FROM A LOCAL BRANCH OF AWKWARD MOTORS
Young George is slim, and not very tall
He smiles too much, never frowns at all
His hair is dark, combed, and washed
On his thin upper lip, lies his salesman's moustache
Everything shines, where George has his desk
Acres of glass, polished floors - no mess
George is slick, and oozes charm
Charm so thick that it's bordering on smarm
His shirt is white, his tie shows his status
Silkily smooth, his kind is predacious
For smiling George has been turned to The Dark
George's smile, is the smile of a shark...
"A small deposit, just sign hereand she's yours"
Oh save us all from the jaws of the George..
"She's smooth, and she's silent, she's easy to park"
You're such easy prey, for the jaws of the shark.
But you already knew what you wanted before
And that's just been confirmed by the slick-suited George
So why aren't you happy, why aren't you pleased?
You suspect you've been somehow seduced by the sleaze
But then as you drive off in you new 'heart's desire'
There's his head through the window to gently inquire
If you might just give him a sparkling review......
Oh poor George, oh poor George ....if you only knew
Just what we really think of you..........